Top Ten Signs You Are Under Obama's New Health Care Plan?
(10) Your annual breast exam is done by a medical panel consisting of
customers at Hooters. (9) Directions to your doctor is office
include ''Take a left when you enter the trailer park.'' (8)
The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. (7) The
only proctologist in the plan is ''Gus'' from Roto-Rooter. (6)
The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is ''an apple a
day...'' (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. (4) ''The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,'' is not a typographical error. (3) The only expense covered 100% is ''embalming.'' AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED AN OBAMA FREE HEALTH CARE PLAN: (1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape. Hey, can not some of you guys take a joke?
Add This when Private CEO is lose Profits and Salaries That'
the Goal of the Normal Consumer Not Just the White House, I mean the US
is 40th in the World as far as Health Care is Concerned It will get worse
If nothing is done.
Totally uninspired and unfunny.
If we can not take a joke, it is because of all the similar
posts which are meant to be serious.
It surprises me that so many Americans seem not to be aware about
Obama’s healthcare plans [a]. During the election, he campaigned for
these changes stating that he felt it was unfair to have a system where
insurance companies try to escape paying claims & was elected to bring in changes [b]. First of all, too many people do not know that Obama wants to make insurance more available to all. His system is similar to that which works in Holland, Taiwan [c] & Switzerland. It works there & private healthcare companies provide most the insurance to the people there. FACT - the USA spends more on healthcare PER PERSON than any other nation on the planet [d]. FACT – insurance companies admit that they push up costs, buy politicians & do not pay out for many claims when they should [e]. FACT - the US has higher death rates for kids aged under five than western European countries with universal health coverage [f]. That means that a dead American four year old would have had a better chance of life if they were born in Canada, France, the Netherlands, Cuba, Switzerland, Germany, Japan etc, all of which have universal health coverage. And no western European nation with universal healthcare has moved away from it. And the sad thing is, that the insurance companies have spent loads of money to fight these reforms [g] & loads of politicians are taking the thirty pieces of silver from them to fight the reforms, rather than fight for the health of the American people. Remember, I back my facts up with evidence. Those who say they are wrong tend not to. If they are wrong, e-mail me with proof & let me know.
hey may as well have a laugh out of the debacle. thanks for the
laugh.
beats crying.loved that.
10. you no longer see people online complaining about the
availability of insurance
9. doctors are paid extra to convince patients to stop smoking
8. you cant find a single place to pay in the hospital.
7. the elderly are no longer dumped off at free clinics
6 theres interesting magazines in the waiting room
5. ur doctor walks in with a prescription pad & asks what you need refills for 4. bloodwork is free 3. people walk out of the doctors office with a smile 2. im not in canada and the number one sign we are under obama is health care! 1. Im not dead!
I truly believe we will end up with a Top 100 when its all said
and done.
It sure doesn't look good. :o(
Hilarious, but scarily true.
''trailer park'' could be replaced with anyone of the following.
''subsidized housing ''bankrupt business ''ACORN office''..
Number 1 is my favorite.Lol,thanks for the laugh!
Thanks for the laugh but i am worried that it might not be far
off the mark.
Here is a really funny one from the current system: You get
denied for insurance because you were a victim of spouse abuse.
Hysterical!
i'm sorry did you have a question?
hilarious
Why are you lying?
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